my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
tragic love story idea: in a world where we have just engineered the technology to create a robot capable of feelings, a robot with feelings falls for another older-model robot that’s incapable of love
close your eyes. does it sting? go to sleep.
y’know, sometimes i wonder: IS there a god up there? god creates things that cause catastrophe, chaos, horror. he must have a reason. people say he’s all loving, but if he is up there, why must he create the horrors of the world? does he do it to have us mortals appreciate the good things in our lifetimes more? or does he just play tricks with us, see how long until we become distrustful and betray one another? questions like these haven’t been answered quite yet, but i hope someday, someone out there will find the answers that humanity has longed for since the beginning of time.
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
u ever have those mutuals where u feel proud when they reblog something from you
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
there should be a place where you can go to relax and the workers play with your hair i would spend my whole $8 there
i dont want a job i just want paychecks