not even fucking true its literally my bedtime
he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’
All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe
year of the bunny
I bet lord Byron slung terrible dick but I bet Mary Shelly gripped like a noose.
bring his ass to a simmer
they should invent a someone that will love me if they never see me again and will love me if they see me every Tuesday
lovers
Strength, from the Tarot of the Imagination by Ferenc Pinter.
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter
Jaakko Pallasvuo / David Lynch (The Angriest Dog In The World)
mood
enough discourse. time for intercourse
Good luck being y2k coquette thinspo in winter. Asshole